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The Prayer is the word of the Lord, It must not be changed." Well," says the Nescafe man somewhat chastened,
"We anticipated your reluctance.
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If you change the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily coffee'."
The Pope looks outraged and thunders, "That is impossible.
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We at Nescafe have an offer for you.
Nescafe is prepared to donate $100 million to the church.
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After receiving the papal blessing, the Nescafe official whispers, 'Your Eminence, I have some business to discuss.
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The top marketing director of Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican.
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Having one child makes you a parent;
having two makes you a referee.
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash.
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Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot
live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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